Things that Rusby does that I like
- Gives me heart wrenching puppy dog eyes
- Sits
- Stays
- Shakes
- Plays fetch with his favorite tennis ball
- Walks well on a leash
- Listens to me
- Snuggles up with me when I need a good hug
- Falls on his back when I shoot him with my imaginary gun
- Cleans up kitchen spills efficiently with his mouth
- Listens to me as I tell him about my day
- Warms up the couch for me
- Welcomes me home in the best way ever
Things that Rusby doesn’t do
- Poop on command, especially when it is freezing outside
- Roll over
- Take my side when I am arguing with Pedram
- Make me pancakes in the morning
- Give backrubs
- Sleep in on weekends
- Contribute to the household income
Things that Rusby does that I don’t like
- Give me kisses. I don’t do doggy kisses
- Ignores me when other dogs are near
- Stick his nose in other dogs butts
- Eats too much snow and then vomits
- Licks the place where his manhood used to be before we snipped them off
- Occasionally farts under the blanket on the couch. Doggy dutch oven!
If you finally decide to adopt me I’ll do all the things Rusby doesn’t do
BAHAHAHAHA @ “doggy dutch oven”. tooo funny!