Kitchen Remodel

This apartment is totally baby ready.

 

Doesn’t this look like an inviting space to bring a child home to?  Or even to bring your mother home to?  Here is what her bed looks like.

The culprit is our kitchen, which was totally hip/cool fun looking and completely and utterly useless.  It didn’t have any drawers!  The fridge and freezer were tiny!!  There was no storage, and definitely no working space.  So we had to change it.  You know, because we have money burning in our pockets and plenty of time before the baby.  The irrational decisions we make.

Pedram, who is definitely the “nester” between us, somehow pulled together a contractor and redesigned the kitchen himself.  Which is hard, considering that we don’t have a car and all of the kitchen places are about an hour away and bringing home huge samples of tile on the bus is a great way to hurt your back before having a baby exercise.  He occasionally asked me questions, but then would see the blank look on my face and decided to continue this journey alone.

You would think that with my own father in construction, I would have a clue about the type of disruption that would occur.  But no, I thought I could just hide in my room and study like crazy while they did the kitchen.  I have two papers and a dissertation to get done, and I would like to get as much completely as possible before mid-June.

Mahsa:  I am going to write two papers in two days!

Contractor:  There will be minimal disruption.  No worries.

Mahsa’s brain: Ummmm…which button is the on switch?  Let’s youtube videos of animals and cry instead.

The very first day, when I sat down to unleash my genius, I realized that minimal disruption means sporatic electricity, no heat, and no plumbing.  Very very pregnant woman cannot go pee in her own house?  That is no good.

Mahsa’s bladder:  I know you think you shouldn’t have to pee because you haven’t had any water all day, but I stored some up from a week ago, and you really really need to pee…right now.  And again in 3 minutes.

Fun times.  Meanwhile, Rusby, who has never been allowed in our bedroom before, was forced to take up residence there because there is no other place in apartment to put down his bed.  The plumber, painter, tile guy etc loved him, because he is the best dog ever, and on top of that, he had access to our bedroom, with its plush carpeting and sunlight.

Rusby:  No more rules!  Life is good!

Unfortunately for him, all of the baby stuff arrived at the same time, and his ample kingdom was crammed with baby junk, and I am pretty sure that out of annoyance he went ahead and peed on everything.  And we probably deserved it.

So, what to do when brain is no-more-working and apartment is pee-ridden mess?  Go to Brussels of course!

We hopped on the fast train to get the hell out of claustrophobia land into the land of chocolate.  I got my haircut, we put on some cute outfits and went to Bahija’s wedding, which was wonderful in every way possible.  Reuniting with friends, laughing, and good lord the dessert buffet.  The DESSERT BUFFET is one thing that I think Belgians do better than anyone else in the world.  Nom nom nom.  More please, cause its a buffet.

It is always nice to go back to Brussels and to catch up with friends and eat some of our favorite foods and reconnect with our old home.  We spent some time in cabs and talked to people about how the city has changed and all the conveniences and inconveniences the changes have brought with it, and realized that our time there was very special and unique, like a snapshot of time, a photograph that can’t be replicated.  I mentioned to the group of friends how they have all changed so much, just like the city itself, and they accused me of the same, rubbing my enormous belly while labeling them as different.  Sighhhh…c’est vrai.

We even walked by Barnaby’s old apartment and I didn’t overreact or anything.  It was just an acknowledgement, followed by Pedram saying something like, “yeah, he was missed this weekend”, and that was it.

And then we came back to our current reality, which is not frites and gaufres and cobblestone streets, but dust and dirt and lots of moving stuff around.  The good news is, the kitchen is practically done.

And it looks amazing.  Hopefully it will be completely done before the little one arrives, but more importantly, before my mom arrives, cause I am pretty sure she will use it more than the baby.

The bad news is, the brain is still on hiatus.  Potentially still in Brussels.

How I became a bikerider

This past weekend, I almost died of shock seeing people in Los Angeles on bikes.  I am always telling my friends that they should ride their bikes, no matter what city they are in, and now witnessing people in the most car-centric city in the world using bikes for transport, I really feel like people have no excuse.  On a side note — California keeps getting more and more ridiculous.  I saw nail polish on a dog in Orange County.  This is why I love it down there, it is like a whole different bizarre world where everyone seems to be auditioning for reality TV.

How did I become a dedicated bike rider?  Someone who rides consistently everyday to work and back, to yoga and the store, to movies and to get pedicures?  It was a long process.  Seattle is a hilly city, more of a car town and maybe Vespa, but not really meant for bikes.  I have always been interested in riding a bike, but in a silly way, like to ride around a park and then sit for a picnic.  But slowly, with the emergence of the bike-sharing all over Europe, I started riding bikes as a form of transport.  Suddenly I became an unexpected eco-tourist, riding a bike in Luxembourg, London, Paris, and even in Brussels.

Riding in Paris -- a little scary, but lots of fun

When we were in London, Pedram’s friend took us on a bike tour, and told us about their plans to bike from London to Shanghai.  I told them I thought they were crazy, but I’d fly to Shanghai and greet them there with dim sum.  But Pedram had a different reaction, he was bit by the biking bug, and promptly went and bought himself a new bike.  I bought him a neon vest and a helmet, and told him not to get killed.  But when my friend Mina was moving to Chad and was willing to give someone her banged up flat wheeled bike*, I told her I’d take it, figuring I’d probably never fix it and would just keep an eye on it as it collected dust until she returned.  But one day I came home, and voila!, Pedram had taken it to the nearby bike shop, fixed it all up, and even got me my own lock.  We started taking little bike rides, mostly out to the nearby parks in Brussels.  I was terrified biking in the city — there were no bike lanes, and cars could care less about respecting space.  I once got stuck in the tram tracks, which is the worst thing EVER.  Drivers (and bikers and pedestrians) were aggressive and fast, and I never rode my bike anywhere without Pedram nearby.

My commute to work at that point took about 20 minutes by car, but over an hour by public transport.  Realizing I could cut the commute time in half if I rode my bike to Gare Luxembourg, I started this route in the morning with Pedram.  But depending on the weather, or our schedules, or my willingness to endure the Brussels mayhem, this was not happening everyday.  My biking skills were still sub-par, and I relied heavily on Pedram for assistance to navigate the routes and shake his fists at angry drivers (mine were glued to steering).

When we decided to move to Montreal, we didn’t know what to do with the bike.  Mina was still in Chad, and I couldn’t find another bike-sitter.  Since we were already shipping Pedram’s bike to Montreal, I figured I’d ship mine as well, in hopes that I would be biking in Montreal as well.  Montreal is an incredibly bike-friendly city, with many many miles (kilometers) dedicated to bike paths.  Our first summer here, Pedram was riding to work everyday by bike, and I was slowly beginning to ride as well to go to the market and visit friends.  Due to our terrific winter this past year, Pedram was riding his bike all the way until December, and started back up in March.  This time, I joined him.

I was determined not to be dependent on him any longer to ride my bike, and started finding my own routes and ways to get around.  We started taking different routes to work and back.  We no longer bike together.  And I actually started enjoying it.  My commute is flat, downhill, flat, and then a ridiculous uphill for the last 3 minutes (I get to work panting, definitely awake!) and reverse coming home.  I feel good about spending the additional time outdoors, especially when the weather is great.  I am much more mobile and less dependent on buses and metros.  I don’t have to wait in traffic, which makes me less irritable and more pleasant.  The paths are reliable and good, and there is a strong biking community, making me feel safe even amongst cars.  I feel more confident on the bike, starting and stopping, turning and weaving, and even ringing my bell.

And I swear my quads are stronger than ever before.

I found myself needing a bag of some sort to carry all of my stuff, and started looking for bags and baskets around Montreal to latch onto the bike.  Randomly, while in Syracuse for a cousin’s wedding, I spotted a dismissed used milk cart in an alley and brought it back with me, and stuck it to the back of my bike.  Now I can even carry watermelons home with me.

the basket that carries my handbag

I was encouraged by all of the Bixi (Montreal bike-sharing) riders out there, especially professional women like me who used the bikes as a method of transport.  As the summer progressed, I even started wearing skirt, dresses and heels on the bike, learning how to sit on my skirt so it won’t fly, positioning my heels just right so they won’t slip all over the place, and standing on the bike during a windy period.

Pedram does occasionally ride with me, although he refuses to ride next to me, but rather at least 10 feet ahead.  And sometimes when my skirt gets caught in the chain, and I am freaking out and yelling his name to stop and help me, he will be kind enough to return and help me dislodge and get me on my way.  Most of the time though, I am by myself, a proud daily biker, my choice as my method of commuting.

Look at me! In a dress!

*Mina got this bike because her dad had collected enough points from the local supermarket in Luxembourg to purchase a brand new bike. I get compliments on it all the time, with even an Italian guy stopping me and telling me that his brother has an identical one in Milan.

The little boy who peed

In all my time in Belgium, I never wrote about the most famous Brussels landmark on this blog, although we paraded almost every visiting guest there.  The one that attract several hundreds visitors a day, that everyone upon viewing feels disappointed but still takes a picture near this wonderful artifact.

I am not talking about the Grand Place, which is perhaps one of the most stunning squares I have ever seen, phenomenal in its grandeur and over 1000 years old.

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Nor am I talking about the Atomium, built for the 1958 Expo, or the mini-Europe, which sits next to it.

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But the true draw to visit Brussels rests with a statue of a small peeing boy, the wonderful Manneken Pis.  Tourist are always disappointed by his size, which is that of a tiny boy, and the fact that he is mounted in a closed gated area.  I guess they were hoping to pet him.  His story is also very confusing — he may have been a boy who (with his enormous bladder) stopped a fire.  Or perhaps he was the boy in the tree who peed on the opposing army during the wars.

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When I see the sight of disappointment on tourist faces, I feel the need to tell them “go eat the fries, go eat the waffles, go buy some chocolate!”  Because really, that is so much better than the peeing boy.  Even if you are there when he is dressed up.  Even if you see the peeing girl, or the peeing dog.  And don’t buy the chocolate mold of the peeing boy — leave the area and find some good stuff.

Why do I bring this up now?  Because on the french television tonight, they had a program called Manneken Pis, where they conducted interviews with Belgians who identified themselves with the peeing boy.  There are singing clubs who have Manneken Pis anthems, there are people who make outfits for him, there are police who have sentimental feelings for him.  And it just reminded me of how I really don’t get Belgians, and I probably never will.

Big Blue – The Guest Bed

I just counted on my fingers 30+ people who have stayed at our place in Brussels in the last two years.  That is crazy, no?

We were so lucky to have so many people stop by to pay us a visit and I have really enjoyed sharing Brussels with friends and family.  Most people have had the lucky honor of sleeping on Big Blue — the blow up mattress I bought in Costco a few years ago and hauled over to Brussels.  Many of our guests have had the shower experience at our apartment — 9 minutes of hot water in a mini bathtub with a random step.

We (still) do not have an apartment in Montreal, but we are trying to get a two-bedroom, to give Big Blue a little break.  I also can confirm my very first Montreal visitor, who will be coming at the end of June.  Hopefully we’ll have an apartment by then.

Thank you to the 30+ people who have visited us here, it means alot to us both.

We’ve also received some great gifts from friends, including these cute tea cups from the Mardons, and maybe the best tea I have ever tasted from Sepehr, both of which I am enjoying today.

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i ♥ Brussels

It has come to my attention that people think I don’t like Brussels or Belgium, which is definitely NOT true.  In reality, Belgium and Brussels HATE me.

Regardless, this is the place I began a new chapter in my life, and I am grateful for my time here.  There is no doubt that my frustrations with Belgium will fade away, and that I will carry for the rest of my life a fondness of my time here.  Here are some pictures I took in Brussels over the past two years.

More Yelp for Brussels

A few more Brussels suggestions.

Sushi Shop.  They deliver good sushi to your door for a reasonable price.  I love them.  Plus they have a good variety of sushi for those of us who think sushi should be more random ingredients (mango, yam, etc) than actual raw fish.

Viva M’Boma – This is what a TRUE belgian restaurant must be.  Everything on the checklist — raw ground meat?  check.  Horse?  check.  Lamb tongue and testicles? check.  Wait, is that Iranian or Belgian?  Being the wimp that I am, I would not go back there.  There really isn’t much on the menu I could stomach — I mean, just brains?  Why not a brain salad or pasta?  I can’t do just a plate of brains.  I just can’t.  Otherwise, dessert was fantabulous.  Blanc Manger — excellent!

I have a WONDERFUL French tutor in Brussels who gives private lessons.  He is my fourth teacher after many many failed attempts, and I think he is excellent.  Let me know if you want his information.

Czech EU Artwork

The European Union has a rotating 6-month presidency.  Starting in 2009, the Czech Republic prime minister, Mirek Topolánek, took the reigns over from French pres Sarkozy.  I never thought people would bemoan the loss of Sarkozy so much.  Apparently the Czech state (along with Ireland) is holding up the Lisbon Treaty, and the Czech leadership is full of EU-skeptics, who don’t really see the value of the Union.
So it is amusing, but not surprising, that the Czech commissioned art piece to celebrate the new presidency (installed in an EU building in Brussels) isn’t exactly Euro-friendly.  The artist decided to depict each of the major stereotypes of the 27 nations, occasionally hilarious, often offensive.  Here are some of them:

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Germany is shown as a country of Autobahns (some say that the form of the highways is close to that of a swastika — I don’t see it)

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The most controversal depiction is that of Bulgaria, which is a country full of “Turkish toilets”.  The Bulgarians demanded an explanation and an apology, and now there is a black sheet covering the art.

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France is shown as a country on strike (ha! how appropriate.)

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The Netherlands is shown as flooded, with only the mosque minarets above water (there is a great deal of controversy of how that country treats its Islamic population)

You can see more of the great masterpiece (Belgium is a chocolate box, Luxembourg a golden nugget, etc)  by Czech artist David Cerny here and read the descriptions here.  He defends his work as comical, and thinks critics should lighten up.  The EU president (Czech prime minister) claims that the art piece is all about letting go of stereotypes and becoming more tolerant.

And where is England?  The original Euro-skeptics are purposely left out of the exhibit, portraying their reluctance to fully embrace the Union (top left corner).

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Welcoming the fall

Some pictures from the past few days: